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Part III
Suggestions
for Houseboat Holidays
1.
Supply or remind customers to bring (biodegradable) dish soap, hand soap
and shampoo. Especially important
for those who are environmentally conscious, as all gray water other than sewage
drains directly into the water.
2.
Mark the center point on the steering wheel (i.e. the point at which the
propeller is pointing the boat in a straight line). It gives a good reference
point.
Here
is Houseboat Holidays very informative site ? http://www.gananoque.com/hhl
Here
are some entries to the Captain?s Log made by various crew members
Friday
4:37
p.m. Saw a mermaid?no it was just me liquor talkin?.
5:25
p.m.
Discovered a small inlet we?ll call Eel Bay ? it was nowhere near
where we wanted to go.
6:10
p.m.
Fell off near Peck?s Marina
6:30 p.m. Don was jockeyed back to the houseboat in a wheelbarrow by David. Who was more sober? This is a
scary
thought!
Saturday
4:00
p.m.
Alexandria Bay: Dave and Malcolm went trolling. Malcolm?s toe ring
scared off any prospects.
1:00 a.m. Twas a great eve of singing, cards, drinking, singing, drinking, cards, drinking, joking, drinking, prowling,
drinking, then I drunkenly announced (yet
formal to boot) that ?I was retiring? ? Staggardly Slovenly Sue.
2:00 a.m. Attempt made to scare Captain Blood & Guts. Failure was the end result due to technical difficulties.
Note: Next attempt, leave the Mighty Ripper at A-Bay.
Pirate Name Suggestions
| Lord Hornblower | Captain Crunch | Blackbeard | Captain Hindgrinder | Smee |
| Captain Hook | Blue Beard | Captain Highlighter | Scurvydog Sandhu | Scallywag Sue |
| Peg | Wench Wendy | Donny One Leg | Pauly No Beard | Knuckles Nixon |
| First Mate Malcolm | Dastardly Dave | Vicious Ned Ripper | Skull Crusher Sandhu | One-Eyed Thor |
| Captain Blood & Guts | Bobby Bad Fingers | Mad Gail Storm | Commodore Collins | Seven Seas Sandhu |
| Hurricane Hamilton | Peg Leg Podhy | Rip Snortin' Rob | Crazy Jack Haines | Mad Mary |
| Ist Mate Nate | Mad Dog Murphy | Parlay Podhy | Dagger Dave Workman | Slovenly Sue |
| Wicked Wendy | Eric The Enforcer | Crew Killer Collins | The Magninficent Nose | The Mighty Ripper |
| Long Dong Sliver | Hook Handed Hamilton | Iggy Pop | Devil Don | Iron Jack Kidd |
| Pie-Eyed Podhy | Keelhauler Collins | Black-Hearted Bob | One Boob Peg | Seaman Spiller |
| Left Eye Lewie | Calico Jack McGurk | Captain Eye-Gouger | Wild-Eyed Workman | The Executioner |
| Cutlass Kathy | Bloody Paul Nixon | Heartless Hamilton | Harpoon Hamilton | Workman The Dense |
| Dirty Dave Dragoon | Iron Leg Nixon | Plunderin' Podhy | Mad Mangler Murphy | Moustache Malcolm |
| Cedar Teeth | The Lone Drinker | Screamin' Sandhu | Danger-Prone Don | Black Cloud |
| Jagged Johnson | Pirate Podhy | Hairy Cheek Hamilton | Virgin Hunter | Dry Bone Bronson |
| Double Fisted Dave | Neck Snapper Nixon | Bloodstain Podhy | The Bishop Of Death | Horse Hung Harry |
| Cannibal Kathy | Blade McSlain | Musket Murphy | Captain Dribble | Cookie |
Click Here To See Photos Taken By Kathy